Household objects instead of dildo

When I was a student the lack of availability of sex toys, shortage of money together with the stigma of being a man and buying a dildo or vibrator was a real challenge. Instead, I had to improvise with various household objects. Some of the items used for stimulation included chess pieces! carrots, screwdriver handles (not the safest option). My favorites at the time was a computer joystick and a 'Mum' deodorant bottle. Lube was either petroleum jelly (gunky mess), spit or even shampoo. I spent many happy hours with household objects dreaming of owning a proper sex toy or even getting to ride on a real penis. What did other people use (men and women)?

She's great to watch explaining genius "masturbators". :rolleyes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4BT...=sexplanations

I like to use cucumbers, when I was in my 20s a girlfriend I had fucked me with one and it’s appealed to me ever since. There’s a great deal of difference in sizes and shapes, much like real cocks.

I used to use Vaseline and rub it all over the outside of my pucker and then try and get it greased up inside too and I would start fingering myself until I was relaxed and then I would insert the wooden handle of a hammer in my ass and fuck myself silly with it.

My favorite was kinda like the legs over head position so my dick was pointed down at my face and at some point I would let go of the hammer that was planted deep in my little asshole and the weight of the head would cause the handle to press against my prostate and I would have the best orgasms that way, and I quickly became skilled at catching my whole sweet load of cum that poured from my hard swollen cockhead right down into my mouth and savoring it as the glow of my orgasm rocked me.

A dick works exceptionally well. Usually no trips to the ER are involved either. As a former EMT, please, please keep bottles out of your butt.

I like using a trailer hitch ball. It is pretty much a plug that you can have hidden in plain sight in your garage. You can feel it warm up with your body heat and it gives a good stretch. I use a 2" or a 2-5/16" .
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I don't use anything on my ass but people probably wonder why I spend so much time picking out just the right cucumber or bananas to suck while stroking myself off.

I prefer cukes. Sometimes I can find one that has a shape at one end that is very similar to a cock head. Sucking on something always gives me a much stronger orgasm.

Using household items or food products in place of a dildo really isn’t such a hot idea. I recall the time a girl I knew in high school tried masturbating with a bratwurst and had to endure the humiliation of having part of the sausage removed from her vagina.

Not to be preachy, as a teen, I inserted the phallus shaped handle of a coping saw into my anus and had some anxious moments trying to fish it out of my backside.

And to this day I can’t eat a pickle without recalling the time a girlfriend and I decided to try a rather large cucumber as a sex toy. Incredibly, we got the cuke inside her, but there was no way my backdoor was going to admit that veggie visitor.

There's no substitute for a real cock, but in the absence of one, stick to things made to be inserted internally, won’t break off inside you and can be easily retrieved.

Cucumbers, handles, shampoo bottles, plastic baseball bats,(suitably
de-seamed,) shovel handles, big sausages, a lot of things I can't remember
off hand. About two inches thick, more or less. Can't manage much wider
unless it's really soft or squishy. Pool tubes or floats are squishy and
sufficiently rough surfaced for a good time, if you have plenty of KY. A two
inch wide and very long dick would still beat anything else. GEE, I might be
a size queen, or, maybe just Horny.

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Originally Posted by LuvCocknCum

I used to use Vaseline and rub it all over the outside of my pucker and then try and get it greased up inside too and I would start fingering myself until I was relaxed and then I would insert the wooden handle of a hammer in my ass and fuck myself silly with it.

My favorite was kinda like the legs over head position so my dick was pointed down at my face and at some point I would let go of the hammer that was planted deep in my little asshole and the weight of the head would cause the handle to press against my prostate and I would have the best orgasms that way, and I quickly became skilled at catching my whole sweet load of cum that poured from my hard swollen cockhead right down into my mouth and savoring it as the glow of my orgasm rocked me.

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Very inventive of you!

I've used a 12" maglite flashlight many times and always had the best organisms during. It's been over 20 years since I've played with anything anal.

I have a 2 cell and a 3 cell maglite. 20 plus years ago I could get them, one at a time, clear up
into the horizontal part of my gut and leave them there all day. Would have needed a hell of an
explanation if I had a traffic accident and had to go to the hospital. Learned very quickly how to
remove them, too. One of the best sensations I can remember.

Dude... that is impressive

My first was a small souvenir baseball bat many years ago. I have used toilet brush handles, screwdriver handles, wooden hammer handles, shovel handles and even had a nice dildo that I bought for my wife by she wouldn't use it so why not. One of my best was a toilet plunger handle with. a sock over it and covered with a condom.. I could use my heels on the rubber part to push it in and out, very nice. Olive oil was always my favorite lube, it worked well and I didn't have to hide it. I am still waiting to have the real thing with a man attached to it.

For God's sake people! Buy a damned dildo!!! LOL

JFC, that’s hot!

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Originally Posted by LuvCocknCum

I used to use Vaseline and rub it all over the outside of my pucker and then try and get it greased up inside too and I would start fingering myself until I was relaxed and then I would insert the wooden handle of a hammer in my ass and fuck myself silly with it.

My favorite was kinda like the legs over head position so my dick was pointed down at my face and at some point I would let go of the hammer that was planted deep in my little asshole and the weight of the head would cause the handle to press against my prostate and I would have the best orgasms that way, and I quickly became skilled at catching my whole sweet load of cum that poured from my hard swollen cockhead right down into my mouth and savoring it as the glow of my orgasm rocked me.

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um, referring this post!