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  1. Desperado

    " Oh, you're a hard one but I know you got your reasons...."
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  2. Headed South to Aventura in late July

    Will be in the north Dade Co area (south of Hollywood and Hallendale, but not by much) in about two weeks. Will be at a conference.

    If any local guys would like to meet, I am interested in meeting you. Would rather meet you off this site than any other!!

    See my profile for more.

    Satyr
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  3. Funnies for the day

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    [TD="width: 100%"][SIZE=5][FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#1f497d][FONT=Vivaldi]Florida[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT]
    [/SIZE][FONT=serif][SIZE=2][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]
    [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black]A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out
    of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph,
    enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
    "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.

    Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue
    lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110,
    then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!"
    and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

    Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked
    up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift
    ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason
    for speeding--a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."

    The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off
    with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.

    "Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.

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    [SIZE=5][FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#246700][FONT=Vivaldi]Georgia [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT]
    [/SIZE][FONT=serif][SIZE=2][B][COLOR=#246700]The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying
    an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
    [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT]
    [FONT=serif][SIZE=2][B][COLOR=#246700]He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the
    University of Georgia and I need some help.
    If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
    [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT]
    [FONT=serif][SIZE=2][B][COLOR=#246700]The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."

    [SIZE=5][B][FONT=Batang][COLOR=#808080]Louisiana[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT]
    [FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#000dc8]A senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying ...
    "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ."
    [/COLOR][/B][/FONT]
    [FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#000dc8]When asked why, he replied,
    "I'd rather be in Louisiana 'cause everythang happens in
    Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world."[/COLOR][/B][/FONT]

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    [SIZE=5]Mississippi[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][/FONT]
    [FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#7f0000]The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy,
    "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
    [/COLOR][/B][/FONT]
    [FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#c00000]B[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#7f0000]ubba replied, "Did y'all see who it was?"
    [/COLOR][/B][/FONT]
    [FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#7f0000]The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."

    [/COLOR][/B][/FONT][SIZE=5][FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#3d6700]North Carolina
    [/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#3d6700]A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road,
    and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.
    Then he got back in the car to wait.
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    [FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#3d6700]A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious
    he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
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    [FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#3d6700]The man replied, "I got a flat tahr."
    [/COLOR][/B][/FONT]
    [FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#3d6700]The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
    [/COLOR][/B][/FONT]
    [FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#3d6700]The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares
    in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."


    [/COLOR][/B][/FONT][FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#3b679b][SIZE=5]Tennessee[/SIZE]
    [/COLOR][/B][/FONT][FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#3b679b]A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
    [/COLOR][/B][/FONT]
    [FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#3b679b]The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

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    [/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][SIZE=5][FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#970000]Texas
    [/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#970000]The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch.

    The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."[/COLOR][/B][/FONT]
    [FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#970000]
    "Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage.' "


    [/COLOR][/B][/FONT][SIZE=6][COLOR=#ff8c00][FONT=comic sans ms][B]Y'all kin say whut y'all want 'about the South,
    but y'all never heard o' nobody retirin'
    an' movin' North.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/TD]
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    Updated Jul 10, 2012 at 7:28 PM by Doggie_Wood

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  4. Vacation this week

    I am taking this week off from work, so I have a lot of time alone...and to my self :).

    Any of my local friends, if you are interested and have an opportunity, drop me a line. We may be able to get togehter, even if is just for a coffee or beer. Maybe more if all works out. :bigrin:

    Later

    Satyr
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  5. Sucking your first cock....

    [QUOTE=TeachMeItAll;108668]who was it, did u like it, did u let him cum in your mouth??? i luv the taste of my own cum, want to try sucking cock. how diff is it???[/QUOTE]

    Test. This is at test to see if this works and what it does. i want to save this thread.
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  6. Scales

    by , Jul 7, 2012 at 10:09 PM (DD's Corner This and That and in between)
    I had to buy a pair of scales today to weigh daily to keep track of fluid retention. But as I was looking at scales I saw several that had so many great features, most are meant to keep track of two people using the same scale, presumably in the same location in the house.

    My problem since I dropped over 20 pounds in hospital in one night is that the hospital scales are one thing, this digital scale is another. Not sure if it's actually going to be anywhere near accurate so I've just thrown out my last reading. Now I gotta figure out when to weigh... At the hospital they weigh you like 6am in the morning so you've had time to digest food and before breakfast. Here it might be a bit more difficult so I'll probably do it after I wake up. You are always supposed to weigh yourself in the same clothing.. big surprise what most people choose NUDE. It's just easier and I believe it will make it a great deal harder to go it must be the shoes...

    So I belatedly and in a way I never wanted get a start on my second New Years Resolution, to lose some weight. I have already quit smoking and am proudly celebrating one full month of not lighting up and not even really wanting to light up. Now I can just keep a handle on this steroid hunger and hope that the choices I make as I eat every two hours are healthy ones.. we'll see.

    So wish me luck, guys and gals.
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  7. Blocked from chatroom?

    Not sure if this is the right place to express the concern, but after 5 minutes in the main chatroom this afternoon @ about 5 p.m. CDST (approximate), I was booted and couldln't get back in. On once screen I saw the message "You are not allowed in chat rooms." I hadn't misbehave at all -- just said hellow to a couple of people. Did the room crash, or do I have a powerful enemy I don't know anything about?
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  8. First time

    It was several years ago and I was going through a divorce. Ny friends Sam and Jeannie invited me over for dinner at their house. They had fixed a big meal with turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy and all of the fixings. As Sam said it wasn't Thanksgiving but it was a meal they liked more than once or twice a year. We also had a couple of bottles of wine with dinner. We finished and I offered to clean up but both Sam and Jeannie said no-go watch some football.

    I settled back on the couch and sure enogh between the big meal and the wine I nodded off. I don't know how much later but I felt cool air on my legs, a hand on my cock and lips sliding down on the tip of my cock. I was startled but went with the flow. I did feel that i should say something so I whispered-Jeannie, isn't Sam going to be pissed if he sees us? I then felt a toungue at my ear and Jeannie said if anyone should be pissed it's me. I opened my eyes and there was Sam on his knees in front of me sucking away. He stopped and looked up and said don't be pissed, Mark-I have wanted to do this since I saw you naked on that trip to Aruba. I said to be honest I have had this fantasy for a long time. I returned the favor and said I better get home. Jeannie said Mark you aren't going anywhere with what you had to drink. We then went to bed together and it was one wild night. But that story is for another time.
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