Describe your penis with a movie title

[tenni]

Well, this should be amusing ..hopefully.

DESCRIBE YOUR PENIS WITH A MOVIE TITLE :impleased:tongue:

[tenni]

Goodfella

[eitherway<3]

Ironman!!!

[Gearbox]

"Lord Of The Rings".lol

[Brian]

The Great Escape

[jamieknyc]

Honey I Shrunk the Kids

[rdy2go]

GODZILLA!

[jamieknyc]

If you join the Mile High Club, does it become Snakes on a Plane?

[kewlguy]

Magnum Force

[Eddie altamonte]

Secret of My Success

[SlightlySalty]

Die Hard

[dafydd]

'Big'

[djones]

La Dolce Vita

[chapsmccall]

Open Range

[by~his~side]

(I'm answering for my hubby)

As Good As It Gets :impleased

[capecod]

pardon the interuption

[good93]

Predator!

[WntsAdvntr]

Stand By Me

[Velorex]

The Phantom Menace - because you never know where it's going to go, lol

[sfbayrunner]

Last Air Bender

[NjbiGuy01]

Magnum Force....lol

[md2453]

Stuart Little

[Terie]

Back To The Future.

[rascal48]

a bridge too far

[rukiddingme]

Gone in 60 seconds

[Gary59]

Last Man Standing

[pepperjack]

Saturday Night Fever

[LeeNorCal]

TITANIC (the sinking, not the size!)

[Brian]

The Shootist

[Loveheart_94]

Well as im a girl, i keep mine in a draw with spare batteries so it has to be TOY STORY!

[darkeyes]

Well as im a girl, i keep mine in a draw with spare batteries so it has to be TOY STORY!
Good one:cutelaugh.. since u've raised the subject of more reliable willies;)...am on me 4th rampant rabbit... the otha 3 died.. so I wanna kno.. "Who killed Roger Rabbit?"..:eek2:

[guywholikesboth]

Little lord Fauntleroy

[jem_is_bi]

It use to be "The Pink Panther" but now that I am older it is "The Viagra Strikes Back" or something like that.

[pepperjack]

Good one:cutelaugh.. since u've raised the subject of more reliable willies;)...am on me 4th rampant rabbit... the otha 3 died.. so I wanna kno.. "Who killed Roger Rabbit?"..:eek2:

Speaking of batteries & rabbits Dark......have U considered the Energizer bunny?;)

[pepperjack]

The Devil's Advocate

[darkeyes]

Speaking of batteries & rabbits Dark......have U considered the Energizer bunny?;)
Not for me Pepper babes.. Energizer battries just dont last long enuff... waste a money.. and the bunny isnt my idea of a toy for fun times eitha... just wy do men name ther willies? Is it cos they have no 1 talk 2? only 1ce did I have bf who didnt name 'is willie... he just called it "it".. well had 2 point out that "It" wos out of Addams Family and so he had wivout thinking... and I have habit of calling men's willies ther "Thing" or "Thingie" so more Addams Family links... and talking of Addams Family.. have a m8 who has long black hair and always wears long black dresses... she glides... so needless 2 say we call 'er Morticia. 'er hubbie calls 'is titch... I am reliably informed it is not an appropriately descriptive name... tho honestly wudnt kno for sure.. but have seen the bulge in the keks... and on barbi day wen 'e gads about in very skimpy bathing pants... is kinda disgusting... gud thing 'bout all this cold weather and having no spring... 'e keeps it well wrapped up and out of sight!!!!

Me x hubbie has a name for 'is but he dusn't go around telling the world... far as I kno only me and me successor in 'is heart (and mayb the odd otha lady) knows the name of that... but as hint... think Greek mythology and Andromeda... and 2 keep in spirit if not zactly the letter of the thread, think Clash of the Titans...Bri is very nice polite and well mannered man who tends 2 keep 'is dirty mind under wraps if not entirely under control... 1 of 'is fave past-times is crackin' open nice bottle of plonk... oops.. have I just let slip anotha hint:yikes2:? Silly me:eek2:... he will b annoyed..:cutelaugh

[Bisexual Explorer]

Guys and Dolls (hey, I am bisexual)

[StupidlyHappy]

"Stuart Little" or "The Incredible Mr. Limpet"

[mdcannoli]

Marathon Man

[Sonicmonsoon]

Shooter

[CD_stephi]

Who Framed Roger Rabbit!

[open2both]

Manaconda

[planettm]

Under the YUM YUM Tree

[tsmvb45]

Magicstick lol.

[pepperjack]

Not for me Pepper babes.. Energizer battries just dont last long enuff... waste a money.. and the bunny isnt my idea of a toy for fun times eitha... just wy do men name ther willies? Is it cos they have no 1 talk 2? only 1ce did I have bf who didnt name 'is willie... he just called it "it".. well had 2 point out that "It" wos out of Addams Family and so he had wivout thinking... and I have habit of calling men's willies ther "Thing" or "Thingie" so more Addams Family links... and talking of Addams Family.. have a m8 who has long black hair and always wears long black dresses... she glides... so needless 2 say we call 'er Morticia. 'er hubbie calls 'is titch... I am reliably informed it is not an appropriately descriptive name... tho honestly wudnt kno for sure.. but have seen the bulge in the keks... and on barbi day wen 'e gads about in very skimpy bathing pants... is kinda disgusting... gud thing 'bout all this cold weather and having no spring... 'e keeps it well wrapped up and out of sight!!!!

Me x hubbie has a name for 'is but he dusn't go around telling the world... far as I kno only me and me successor in 'is heart (and mayb the odd otha lady) knows the name of that... but as hint... think Greek mythology and Andromeda... and 2 keep in spirit if not zactly the letter of the thread, think Clash of the Titans...Bri is very nice polite and well mannered man who tends 2 keep 'is dirty mind under wraps if not entirely under control... 1 of 'is fave past-times is crackin' open nice bottle of plonk... oops.. have I just let slip anotha hint:yikes2:? Silly me:eek2:... he will b annoyed..:cutelaugh


Well, u've referred to it as a "willie" in another post, so how is that any different? :rolleyes: And besides, clinical terms such as 'penis' or 'vagina' are just that....clinical & boring. What happened to ur sense of fun & adventure?:smilies15

[jeremyfish]

The Iron Giant

[playr]

Moby Dick

[wln1595]

Do You Believe In Miracle's?

[darkeyes]

Well, u've referred to it as a "willie" in another post, so how is that any different? :rolleyes: And besides, clinical terms such as 'penis' or 'vagina' are just that....clinical & boring. What happened to ur sense of fun & adventure?:smilies15
Willie is a generic term.. like cock.. or prick.. or dick.. or tadger.. just more pleasant 2 the ear and also much funnier, Pepper...tho hav always liked tadger as a name for willie... being brought up on Billy Connolly kind of helps.. and Scottish humour is full of willie jokes... but 2 personalise willie? Well... far b it for me 2 stopya... had name for puss wen I was a kid... grew out of it at 4 or 5.... the generic is always much more funny than the personal, babes... and personalising ur willie is an adventure? Think u and I hav ver diff view on wot adventurous means, Pepper me luffly... and me sense of fun remains intact tyvm... hence the fact I get gud laff at all the daft names ya all give 2 ya willies...:cutelaugh Patty Puss..hmmmm... Carla... nope... Felicity??? Just dusnt work, babes...God!!! Ya daft bugger... give names 2 puss just makes us almost as sad as u lot of sad wazzocks!:tongue: Will pass ta, an just find fun at the names u lot churn out forya tadgers!!!:impleased

..and talking of Billy Connolly... he wos 1ce known in these parts as the "Big Yin"... have seen 'is willie on numerous occasions and so has most the peeps in the UK.. he flashes it on telly regularly given haff a chance.. all that nekky prancing about at 'is age an all:eek2:... tsk tsk:tongue:...bit dangerous wen 'e did it in the Arctic at 40 below:yikes2:... wosnt ver big then:cutelaugh... and even on the otha many occasions the daft old bugger has run bout in 'is birfday suit... Big Yin.. a ver inappropriate name...:cutelaugh... but 'e is getting on a bit.. so will make allowances...:impleased

[Gearbox]

'Big Trouble In Little China' (He was a trooper! A damn trooper!Bless him.;))

[_Joe_]

Idiocracy.

[XxxpandedMind13]

The Longest Yard

[Dead Account]

The Hangover

[bighorn]

Raiders of the Lost Ark...

[Doggie_Wood]

The Sex Monster

http://www.thesexmonster.com/synopsis.html

[hasty1]

I'll describe my partners - The Magnificent Seven (inches) :bigrin:

[innaminka]

Seeing as my "little boatman" has oft been described as a mini penis ...... Casanova!

[curioustradesman]

the Patriot!

[hikerinthebuff]

"Gone with the wink"....I get easily gripped by a nice glamorous gaze:love87:

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

LOL Little Big Man

[bplayer63]

Die Hard?

[bigi56]

As I Get older, perhaps it is "Miracle on 34th St", if I lived on 34th Street.

[Wizzee]

"The Invisible Manhood​"

[elmwood7]

Terminator.... I ALWAYS finish what I start...:bigrin:

[Hypersexual11]

Impulse

[Vagenvy]

"The Departed"

[drawingboard3]

Tremors

[curious married m]

"Up" from Disney/Pixar seems appropriate as I get older.

[Flybinite]

The Never Ending Story

[iamcontent]

The Rock ( Uncut Version ).

[damood4u2use]

Get Shorhty

[marine20]

giant

[Little pink]

Get Shorhty

That works for me too! Get Shorty.

[nu1stimr4u2try]

The Shootist

[mike1]

Giant. (Well, not really, but I just had to include that one.)

[joecocker]

"Rocky" or....TV Title: "Big Bang Theory" lol

[BareHunter45]

Fun with Dick and Jane

[RustyPete]

"The Amazing Screw-on Head" or "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?" or "Private Parts" or "Sideways" please.

[lolguy]

Great Expectations

[Bi_cycle_man]

Stuart Little :bigrin:

[GraniteState]

National Treasure

[goldenfinger]

Midnight Express,,,lol

[Plumhead2]

Free Willie or Five Easy Pieces

[striker48192]

Super Trooper

[Mickbi]

pee wee Herman

[BareProf]

"The Magnificat Seven (Inches)"

[littletom]

free willy...

[FroggyTwanger]

Lethal Weapon

[DrBimind]

The Long Kiss Goodnight

[BiBedBud]

"The Godfather"

"Il Padrino"

[oldsalt]

the little train that could

[SEX_DREAMS]

Lethal weapon

[fused]

Up! :)

[biguy420]

Well, this should be amusing ..hopefully.

DESCRIBE YOUR PENIS WITH A MOVIE TITLE :impleased:tongue:
austine powers:tongue::)

[wonder528]

The Wrath of Kahn.

28214

the seal of approval!

[salemite43]

"Get Shorty"

[Fzmr9t]

Fist full of dollars, or the good, the bad and the ugly

[backdoorbaby]

Gotta be the "Shootist" but because that's not very descriptive is there a movie called "The itty bitty clitty" :yikes2:

[chub-bi]

TOP GUN

[Francine Brice]

Well since I am a GURL, I would still describe it as "My Very Best Friend!"
Since it has always been there for in both good times and bad times!

[NJNudist]

The Little Prince

[monaohio]

lost in trandlation

[12voltyV2.0]

Secondhand Lion

[bigi56]

Love "Toy story" , but mine is Stunt Man

[Mickymo1974]

The Battle of the Bulge... i'll get my coat

[nomorenomore]

Thinner! Because it is atrophying from lack of use.

[Rambigent]

Official Denial.

[JayGrimm]

The Fast and the Furious

[Katalia2621]

And if I had a penis it would be "The Dude"... Just because it's kick ass funny..

[nitrog100]

The Big Lebowski

[Bill_the_Cat]

Joe vs. the Volcano

[Meliss]

Great Expectations

funny thing is the story of this book and movie (dickens era) was that of a young boy raised or groomed to expect one way of living and acting as a gentleman, only to find in adulthood things changed.

[ysosrious]

Bend It Like Beckham.

[SlightlySalty]

When Hairy Met Sally